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Goat in Ohio

PDTDTPDTDT Posts: 655
I read something funny today, not fitting for my radio show (geared towards women 39-54)

"An Ohio homeowner is busy cleaning up after a large goat broke into her home by ramming through a sliding glass door and then settling down for a nap in a bathroom."

I thought this has to be BS since Ohio hasn't seen a GOAT since Jim Brown was there.
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  • georgegeorge Posts: 483
    Big Boy
  • IcemanIceman Posts: 4,864
    =) =)
  • chuckeycharleschuckeycharles Posts: 6,029
    PDTDT said:

    I read something funny today, not fitting for my radio show (geared towards women 39-54)

    "An Ohio homeowner is busy cleaning up after a large goat broke into her home by ramming through a sliding glass door and then settling down for a nap in a bathroom."

    I thought this has to be BS since Ohio hasn't seen a GOAT since Jim Brown was there.

    He remains the GOAT
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    QB - Wilson, J. Allen, Stafford, Haskins, Minshew / RB - Saquon, Zeke, Kamara, D.Cook, Samuels, Mattison, Pollard, J.Hill
    WR - Hopkins, M.Thomas, AJG, Godwin, M.Williams, AJBrown, Chark / TE - OJ.Howard, M.Andrews. Dissly, Hockenson, Gesicki,
    DST - Ravens, Vikings / K - Lutz
    12 Team Dynasty - TDs = 4-6 / PassingYd 25=1 / Rushing-ReceivingYd 10=1 / PPR / Bonus 3 at 300-100
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    WR - Hopkins, K.Allen, DK.Metcalf, Boykin, Westbrook, Humphries, DavidMoore, Cole, Sharpe, Baldwin / TE - Gronk, Walker, Gesicki, Hurst, V.McDonald, Dissley
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  • PDTDTPDTDT Posts: 655
    Surprised @lukeb5301 didn't chime in about Josh Gordon
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  • lukeb5301lukeb5301 Posts: 2,032
    Thought Josh Gordon or Jeff Janis was in Ohio
  • So, a Roman walks into a bar holding up two fingers and says "I'll have 5 beers please".

  • PDTDTPDTDT Posts: 655
    ^ hilarious
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  • CoolHandCoolHand Posts: 7,597
    I’m sure there are plenty of goats in Ohio...
  • chuckeycharleschuckeycharles Posts: 6,029
    CoolHand said:

    I’m sure there are plenty of goats in Ohio...

    There is at least one OLD GOAT in Missouri.
    10 Team Dynasty - All TDs = 6 / PassingYd = .04 / Rushing-ReceivingYd = .10 / No-PPR / No Bonus
    - - - - - - - - - - - Starting requirements = QB - RB - RB/WR - WR - WR/TE - TE - DST - K
    QB - Wilson, J. Allen, Stafford, Haskins, Minshew / RB - Saquon, Zeke, Kamara, D.Cook, Samuels, Mattison, Pollard, J.Hill
    WR - Hopkins, M.Thomas, AJG, Godwin, M.Williams, AJBrown, Chark / TE - OJ.Howard, M.Andrews. Dissly, Hockenson, Gesicki,
    DST - Ravens, Vikings / K - Lutz
    12 Team Dynasty - TDs = 4-6 / PassingYd 25=1 / Rushing-ReceivingYd 10=1 / PPR / Bonus 3 at 300-100
    - - - - - - - - - - - Starting requirements = QB - 2RB - 3WR - 1TE - 1FlexRWT - DST - K
    QB - Cousins, Trubisky, Darnold / RB - DJ, Ingram, K.Johnson, A.Jones, Crowell, JamaalWilliams, M.Davis, D.Harris, R.Armstead, A.Barnes
    WR - Hopkins, K.Allen, DK.Metcalf, Boykin, Westbrook, Humphries, DavidMoore, Cole, Sharpe, Baldwin / TE - Gronk, Walker, Gesicki, Hurst, V.McDonald, Dissley
    DST - Steelers / K - Lutz
  • KookaburraKookaburra Posts: 1,227
    ...covered in potatoes and gravy.
  • chuckeycharleschuckeycharles Posts: 6,029

    ...covered in potatoes and gravy.

    Could be butter!
    10 Team Dynasty - All TDs = 6 / PassingYd = .04 / Rushing-ReceivingYd = .10 / No-PPR / No Bonus
    - - - - - - - - - - - Starting requirements = QB - RB - RB/WR - WR - WR/TE - TE - DST - K
    QB - Wilson, J. Allen, Stafford, Haskins, Minshew / RB - Saquon, Zeke, Kamara, D.Cook, Samuels, Mattison, Pollard, J.Hill
    WR - Hopkins, M.Thomas, AJG, Godwin, M.Williams, AJBrown, Chark / TE - OJ.Howard, M.Andrews. Dissly, Hockenson, Gesicki,
    DST - Ravens, Vikings / K - Lutz
    12 Team Dynasty - TDs = 4-6 / PassingYd 25=1 / Rushing-ReceivingYd 10=1 / PPR / Bonus 3 at 300-100
    - - - - - - - - - - - Starting requirements = QB - 2RB - 3WR - 1TE - 1FlexRWT - DST - K
    QB - Cousins, Trubisky, Darnold / RB - DJ, Ingram, K.Johnson, A.Jones, Crowell, JamaalWilliams, M.Davis, D.Harris, R.Armstead, A.Barnes
    WR - Hopkins, K.Allen, DK.Metcalf, Boykin, Westbrook, Humphries, DavidMoore, Cole, Sharpe, Baldwin / TE - Gronk, Walker, Gesicki, Hurst, V.McDonald, Dissley
    DST - Steelers / K - Lutz
  • CoolHandCoolHand Posts: 7,597

    ...covered in potatoes and gravy.

    Could be butter!
    Potatoes & Gravy probably isn’t as slippery as butter 😉
  • IcemanIceman Posts: 4,864

    ...covered in potatoes and gravy.

    Could be butter!
    But probably not better ay CC.... :p
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