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Oh brother... sex? sacks? sex? sacks? I just can't decide!

chuckeycharleschuckeycharles Posts: 3,510
edited March 2016 in Humor

Olivier Vernon says he prefers sacks to sex: 'Sacks are hard to come by'

By Will Brinson | NFL Writer
March 13, 2016 12:28 pm CT





How 'bout youse guys?
  1. Sex or Sacks OR Sects or Sax14 votes
    1. Sex
      42.86%
    2. Sacks
      14.29%
    3. Sects
        0.00%
    4. Sax
        7.14%
    5. Huh?
      35.71%
  Both Leagues - Start  QB  RB  RB/WR  WR  WR/TE  TE  K  DST  All TD = 6  Pass Yd = .04  Rush-Rec Yd = .10 No-PPR  No Bonuses
10 Team Limited Keeper (2 or 3)  10 Team Dynasty
QB - R,Wilson QB - Luck, R.Wilson, D.Carr, Foles
RB - Zeke, Gordon, Fournette, Lynch, D.Cook, A.Jones, Mack, Foreman, Carson, Booker,
RB - Zeke, David Johnson, L.Bell, Kamara, AP, Foreman, Lynch, A.Jones,            P.Barber, Clement E. McGuire P.Barber, Clement
WR - M.Thomas WR - Hopkins, AJG, M.Thomas, B.Cooks, M.Williams, Godwin, A.Hurns
TE - NONE (off season) TE - Gronk, OJ Howard, Brate, R.Seals-Jones
DST - Ravens   DST - Ravens, Vikings
K - None (off season)    K - Lutz
1.03, 2.03, 3.09, 4.09, 5.09 

Comments

  • DAXDAX Posts: 1,003
    That's the problem with having sex all the time, you end up not appreciating it. Ease up Vernon so you can actually enjoy it.
  • tmoneytmoney Posts: 557
    Russell Wilson picked,"none of the above."
  • I'm not judging Vernon preferring sacks.
  • WTCMWTCM Posts: 7,933
    Why did I click on this thread?
    I'm an asshole from:
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  • rabidbucfanrabidbucfan Posts: 2,469
    just in case sack
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    "The only place success comes before work is the dictionary" ~Vince Lombardi
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  • chuckeycharleschuckeycharles Posts: 3,510

    just in case sack

    image

    :))

    Love it and the definition of coyote ugly


    :D
      Both Leagues - Start  QB  RB  RB/WR  WR  WR/TE  TE  K  DST  All TD = 6  Pass Yd = .04  Rush-Rec Yd = .10 No-PPR  No Bonuses
    10 Team Limited Keeper (2 or 3)  10 Team Dynasty
    QB - R,Wilson QB - Luck, R.Wilson, D.Carr, Foles
    RB - Zeke, Gordon, Fournette, Lynch, D.Cook, A.Jones, Mack, Foreman, Carson, Booker,
    RB - Zeke, David Johnson, L.Bell, Kamara, AP, Foreman, Lynch, A.Jones,            P.Barber, Clement E. McGuire P.Barber, Clement
    WR - M.Thomas WR - Hopkins, AJG, M.Thomas, B.Cooks, M.Williams, Godwin, A.Hurns
    TE - NONE (off season) TE - Gronk, OJ Howard, Brate, R.Seals-Jones
    DST - Ravens   DST - Ravens, Vikings
    K - None (off season)    K - Lutz
    1.03, 2.03, 3.09, 4.09, 5.09 
  • IcemanIceman Posts: 2,878
    Hmmmm..... wonder if Steroids factor in.    :-/
  • WTCMWTCM Posts: 7,933
    Today is pie day. Just sayin
    I'm an asshole from:
    Montreal, Canada  image
    Also creator of this:
  • chuckeycharleschuckeycharles Posts: 3,510
    Mmmmmmmmmmmm pie! Get some!
      Both Leagues - Start  QB  RB  RB/WR  WR  WR/TE  TE  K  DST  All TD = 6  Pass Yd = .04  Rush-Rec Yd = .10 No-PPR  No Bonuses
    10 Team Limited Keeper (2 or 3)  10 Team Dynasty
    QB - R,Wilson QB - Luck, R.Wilson, D.Carr, Foles
    RB - Zeke, Gordon, Fournette, Lynch, D.Cook, A.Jones, Mack, Foreman, Carson, Booker,
    RB - Zeke, David Johnson, L.Bell, Kamara, AP, Foreman, Lynch, A.Jones,            P.Barber, Clement E. McGuire P.Barber, Clement
    WR - M.Thomas WR - Hopkins, AJG, M.Thomas, B.Cooks, M.Williams, Godwin, A.Hurns
    TE - NONE (off season) TE - Gronk, OJ Howard, Brate, R.Seals-Jones
    DST - Ravens   DST - Ravens, Vikings
    K - None (off season)    K - Lutz
    1.03, 2.03, 3.09, 4.09, 5.09 
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